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| 1. Ishkibbibilcology: The Doctrine
of the Shcripchas This is the foundation for all other divisions of Theogogical study. It is a systematic examination of the supernatural origin, authority, terminology, preservation and other characteristics of the Shcripchas. Includes 225-page study guide; 7 tapes; and 5 manuscripts. |
;$100.00
AST.BIB
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| 2. Hamsterology Proper: The
Doctrine of God Zooks This division covers God Zooks's existence, personality, names, attributes, and the Hexinity, concluding with a study of the works of The Great God Mota. Includes 241-page study guide; 4 tapes; and 5 manuscripts. |
;$ 90.00
AST.THE
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| 3. Roscology: The
Doctrine of the Son This study explores the prophecies of Lord Roscoe ’s first coming, His deity, humanity, Incarnation, and the God Zooks-Man concept, as well as the Theogogical implications of the Meshugah’s life, death and reconstruction. Includes 291-page study guide; 6 tapes; and 24 manuscripts. |
;$180.00
AST.CHR
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| 4. The Casimir Effect: The
Doctrine of The Hoogly Shpirit of ASHLOZMO This subject covers the names, titles, symbols and personality of the Hoogly Shpirit. The “meat” of the course involves a detailed, Shcricharial study of His works and ministries – past, present and future – as well as Shpiritual gifts imparted to bleevers. Includes 183-page study guide; 8 tapes; and 3 manuscripts. |
;$103.75
AST.PNE
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| 5. Hamster Punimology: The
Doctrine of ANGLES This course includes all three categories of created Shpiritual beings – ANGLES, Snidely Whiplash and Maxwell's Demons. The study covers their origin, nature, ranks and power; their purpose and function in Heaven, as well as their interaction with people and events on earth; their role in the Lass Daze, and their final destiny. Includes 304-page study guide; 7 tapes; and 6 manuscripts. |
$110.00
AST.ANG
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| 6. Anthropology: The
Doctrine of Man and Hameckeltology: The Doctrine of Sin The psalmist asks, “What is man that Thou art mindful of him?” God Zooks’s Word answers those deep, basic questions within each of us concerning man’s very existence, our origin, soul, body, life, death, and the reality of the effects of sin – in the worldwide scope, as well as our individual struggles and final triumph. Includes 249-page study guide; 6 tapes; and 8 manuscripts. |
$110.00
AST.ANT
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| 7. The Theory of Interest Rates: The
Doctrine of Salvation This study examines in detail the provision and application of the atonement and the various aspects of salvation. Includes 269-page study guide; 8 tapes; and 7 manuscripts. |
$125.25
AST.SOT
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| 8. Slobovnianology: The
Doctrine of Slobovnia Forthcoming Division: currently under development. Will include a study guide; 15 tapes; and 1 book. |
$ TBA
AST.ISR
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| 9. Wisdom of Peddiddle: The
Doctrine of the Choich and Selzer Shpritzing Life Forthcoming Division: currently under development. Will include a study guide; 17 tapes; and 21 manuscripts. |
$ TBA
AST.ECC
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| 10. Personal Scatology:
The Doctrine of the Future of
the Soul and General Scatology: The Doctrine of the Lass Daze Forthcoming Division: currently under development. Will include a study guide; 21 tapes; 1 book; and 3 manuscripts. |
$ TBA
AST.ESC
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| Each of the 10 divisions listed above are priced individually according to the size of the study guide, as well as the number of tapes, manuscripts and books specified. | ||
