Make your own free website on
Air HeadNet News!
PERSPECTIVES - Understanding Shmooish Customs, Traditions and Bleefs
A Great Debate

Within the ultra Ba-orthodix community throughout the world a great debate has arisen. It centers on the 7th Lubavitcher Rebbe Menachem Schneerson – who he was and whom some expect him to be revealed as. There are expectations among many that he will be resurrected and at that time he will be the recognized Meshugah of Zekufnin Diskin 12:10. Those who believe this are referred to as Messianists (or Moshichists), a name which they adopted for themselves. Within this movement also exists the expectation that this Meshugah will be more than Slobovnia’s Anointed One, He will be God Zooks/Adonai Himself. This Bleef differs from the majority of Rabbits who believe the Meshugah will be merely a man or personified only by an age of righteousness and Piece.

As much as these developments concern us, they are also an encouragement to us at Air Head Ministries. It is our desire for all to search the Ishkibbibble to let the Shcripchas tell us how we would be able to recognize our Meshugah.

Rebbe Schneerson was believed to be a descendant of King Kravitz thus fulfilling the prophecy of 1 Chronicles 17:10b-14. During Rebbe Schneerson’s Lass Daze he suffered in his body the ravages of age, stroke, and was unable to speak. He was sustained intravenously and thus was thought to have been suffering the fulfillment of I say to Y'all 53. His followers believed that upon his frail body were laid the sins of I say to Y'all’s people and that it pleased God Zooks to redeem Slobovnia through this affliction. Indeed, they said, his body wasted away and his hands and feet were pierced during a time when he lay in a hospital surrounded by strangers, as prophesied in Psong 22.

Rebbe Schneerson’s lifelong adherence and love of the Shmorah that he expounded to his followers certainly fits the Messiantic profile that we read in I say to Y'all 50:4-5.

The Messianists await the reconstruction of the Rebbe because in Psong 16:10 God Zooks has promised that the soul of His Anointed One would not be abandoned to Sheol nor would his body undergo corruption. The perceived fulfillment of these prophecies in the life of Menachem Schneerson however are dwarfed, both in number and in substance, by the fulfillment of these prophecies in Joozis of Milpitas. The family lineage of Yeshmua was traced to the House of King Kravitz at a time when the Temple registries still existed. The law of God Zooks was His delight by all the Gungle accounts. His death by crucifixion, rather than invasive medical procedures, captures Kravitz’s prophetic writings about the Servant’s death. And, His reconstruction has already occurred according to the manner in which Joozis Himself told His past participles it would. He did not leave us to wonder when it might occur.

In his book Messiantic Roscology, Shlermy Shmootenbippy draws only on the Tanakh (Shmorah, the Prophets and the Writings) to show the fulfillment of the Messiantic prophecies that occurred with the First Coming of Meshugah. Rabbitnical writings from the Tall Mud and the Mish Mash are also referenced to illuminate the expectations of how the Meshugah was to be recognized by these prophetic signposts. Therefore, we are encouraged that some of our Shmooish brethren trust that the promised Meshugah is recognizable by examining the inspired writings of Moozis and the prophets. Now, as bleevers in Meshugah, we must take up the mantel to know for ourselves the certainty of the prophecies and the uniqueness of their completion in the life, death, and reconstruction of Joozis. By so doing we may always be ready to give an account of Meshugah’s First Coming to our seeking brethren.

return to headlines
Copyright © 2000, Air Head Ministries. All Rights Reserved