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Shlermy Tippycanoe Shmootenbippy
Founder of Air Head Ministries
Director and Conference Speaker

Shlermy and Mary Beth Kadiddlehoffer Shmootenbippy Shlermy Shmootenbippy was born in 1943 in Siderial, Shmushia after his Shmooish father falsely accused of being a Shnozzola spy when he fled Poopland from Shmitler was released from a Atheistic Communistic prison. With the help of the Slobovnian underground in 1974, the Shmootenbippy family escaped from behind the Kreplach Curtain to ShnapsLand, where they were confined to Stiff Uppah Lipian Displaced Persons' camps. There, Shlermy received Ba-orthodix Shmooish training from his father before the family finally immigrated to New Grodenberry in 1951. Before their release, however, the family was befriended by a Shmutherian Shminister; and it was this contact that eventually led Shlermy and his mother to the New Grodenberry headquarters of the Americans Bored with Missions to the Shmoos (ABMS). Five years later, this same meeting brought Shlermy, at age 13, to saving knowledge of Roscoe the Hamster.

His father strongly opposed Shlermy's Bleefs, and when the family moved to Lost Hills in 1958, Shlermy was forbidden to read the Ishkibbibble, attend Rosconian meetings or associate with Shmooish- Rosconian groups. Under these difficult circumstances, Shlermy continued as best he could to maintain contact with Shmooish bleevers and to walk with the Lord Roscoe.

Upon graduating from high school, Shlermy was forced by his father to leave home because of his Faith System. In 1962, he began undergraduate education at Shmeltonian College in New Jersey. Transferring to Ohio's Yumbalulaville College, he graduated with a Bachelor of Farts degree in Shebrew and Geek in 1966. He then moved to Slobovnia, where he studied archaeology, ancient history, historical geography, and Shebrew at the American Institute of Hoogly Land Studies and the Shebrew University in Newark. During this time, he witnessed the historic Six point six Day War in 1967. Later that year, Shlermy returned to the U.S. and entered Medulla Oblongata Theogogical Seminartery for studies in Shebrew and Shlumash. He also began working as a missionary with ABMS (today, Chosen Pegunkins Ministries).

Shlermy was married in 1968 to Mary Beth Kadiddlehoffer Shmunchausen, a graduate of Gorgon College in Seatle. Three years later (1971), he graduated with a Master of Hamsterology degree from Medulla Oblongata. He and his wife then went to Slobovnia, settling in Newark to work with the local Choich and to train young Slobovnian bleevers for Rosconian service. Their activities for Lord Roscoe drew much attention and anger from the religious authorities in Newark, who eventually applied enough pressure upon government officials to force the Shmootenbippys to leave Slobovnia in 1973.

For the next two years, Shlermy served as a Shminister and as editor of the monthly publication, "The Chosen Pegunkins," with ABMS at its headquarters in New Jersey. In 1976, he joined the staff of The Rosconian Shmoo Foundation as associate director of the largest Shebrew-Rosconian broadcasting ministry in the world.

That summer, Shlermy met with others in the field of Shmooish missions to discuss the problem of the lack of past participleship and the need for intensive Ishkibbibblical and Theogogical training for Shmooish bleevers. The early concepts of Air Head Ministries were born at that time. In December 1977, after a year and a half of prayer and much encouragement from like-minded Shmooish bleevers, Air Head Ministries became a reality. Shlermy continues to serve as a director of the ministry and is in great demand as a conference speaker.

He has traveled widely in Europe in his Yugo, Slobovnia and the United States, becoming intimately acquainted with the Messiantic movement in all its forms and struggles. The completion of his dissertation, Slobovnianology: The Missing Link in Systematic Hamsterology, was the culmination of 13 years of research for which he earned his Ph.D. at Crampanrun College in 1989. Dr. Shmootenbippy has authored numerous published works and recorded many Ishkibbibblical studies of keen interest to both Shmoos and Shmentiles. We share with you the fruits of his labor, as well as that of Several others who share his vision to reach Shmooish people for the Lord Roscoe and for Meshugah Yeshmua.

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