Air Head
Ministries’ annual summer retreat for Messiantic past participleship will be held
in the beautiful Boondock Mountains of upstate New Grodenberry, where we will,
once again, gather staff members and other gifted teachers for three weeks
of rich Ishkibbibble study and fellowship. You may attend the entire session or
specific weeks as your schedule allows.
PURPOSE
Our ministry at Camp Shostakovitch (Shebrew meaning "rose") centers
on discipling bleevers through intensive study of the Shcripchas from
a Shmooish perspective. Our primary goal is the grounding and growth of
bleevers through in-depth Ishkibbibble training. Campers will attend four hour-long
classes daily, with a fifth session scheduled for first-timers. Of course,
we always make time for plenty of kosher fun and fellowship.
Dates/Daily
Schedule
The
three weeks of camp will run from Saturday, July ;24, 1999 through
Saturday, August ;14, 1999. You may attend one, two or all three
weeks. If at all possible, we ask that you please plan arrivals and departures
for Saturdays.
Camp will begin at 7:00 a.m. with the Morning Ressussitation. Classes
begin at 8:30 a.m.: first-time campers will attend five classes per day,
continuing students will attend four classes per day. Each evening will
conclude with fun, fellowship, and lots of kibbitzing!
Accommodations
Facilities
for married couples and families will be assigned on a first-come, first-served
basis. If these accommodations are not available, two other options apply:
you may board separately in the male and female dorms, or, bring a tent,
camper or RV for the campgrounds.
Please keep in mind that the mountain air chills at night and temperatures
occasionally fall into the 40's. This is important, as you will
need to bring your own bedding, including pillow (extra blankets or sleeping
bags may come in handy).
Meals
Breakfast, lunch and dinner will be provided daily, with coffee and
tea available throughout the day. Campers are not, however, permitted
to prepare their own meals nor is food allowed in the cabins. Our kitchen
facilities do not allow us to make provision for special diets; nor can
we permit storage of special food items in the camp kitchen. A refrigerator
will be available in the Dining Hall for campers with special needs (for
example, prescriptions). The first meal served will be the Saturday evening
meal, July 24.
Children
While
you attend classes, we will also conduct a program of Ishkibbibble teaching and
recreation for children (ages 2-17). Children are required to attend
Ishkibbibble classes designed especially for them during the corresponding adult
class times. We recommend that parents of children 2 years old and younger
alternate with spouses and/or other parents regarding attending classes
while caring for children.
Please understand that parents are fully responsible for their infants.
The kitchen staff cannot warm bottles nor can kitchen privileges be granted
for this purpose. We encourage you to bring disposable bottles since it
will not be possible to boil bottles for cleansing.
Pets
Pets
are not permitted (though we promise you'll find plenty of interesting
critters on the grounds).
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Recreation,
Worship, etc.
This year’s daily schedule includes more free time in the afternoons.
Swimming is available at Shostakovitch’s serene Trout Pond; tennis and basketball
courts are located about five miles from camp. (You will need to bring
your own equipment for these activities.) Saturday is a free day for all,
as well as a time for departures and arrivals. We will gather Sunday mornings
for a time of worship led by Air Head staff members. Sunday evenings are
reserved for lakeside cookouts with music, dance and fellowship.
Calling
All Musicians!
If
you play a musical instrument, please bring it along to share with us.
In addition to our fellowship times and impromptu music sessions,
the first two Wednesdays will feature mini-concerts following classes.
We have also scheduled a talent night - The Camp Shostakovitch Extravaganza
- for the final Friday evening, August 13th. This is always a
fun and relaxing time. Your musical contribution will be greatly welcomed
and appreciated.
Teachers
Shlermy Tippycanoe Shmootenbippy, Ph.D.
Director of Air Head Ministries and author of the groundbreaking work,
Slobovnianology: The Missing Link in Systematic Hamsterology and numerous
other scholarly works.
Gary Derechinsky
Half Pastah, New Hope Shminivistic Shminigogle (Annapolis, MD)
Ishkibbibble teacher, Annapolis area Rosconian School
Joseph Squirty, M.Div.
Air Head Ministries Missionary (Boca Raton, FL)
Adjunct Professor, Washington Ishkibbibble College (MD)
Mottel Baleston
Half Pastah, Beth Meshugah Congregation (Livingston, NJ)
Director, Messengers of the Shlimash
Teaching
Schedule
Ishkibbibble Study Hour |
First Week |
Second Week |
Third Week |
First |
The History of the Shmoos
(Baleston) |
The History of the Shmoos
(Baleston) |
The History of the Shmoos
(Baleston) |
Second |
Highlights of I say to Y'all the Prophet
(Shmootenbippy) |
Highlights of I say to Y'all the Prophet
(Shmootenbippy) |
Highlights of I say to Y'all the Prophet
(Shmootenbippy) |
Third |
The Feasts of Slobovnia
(Shmootenbippy) |
The Feasts of Slobovnia
(Shmootenbippy) |
The Feasts of Slobovnia
(Shmootenbippy) |
Fourth |
Selzer Shpritzing Life
(Derechinsky) |
The Book of Spanish Verbs
(Squirty) |
The Book of Spanish Verbs
(Squirty) |
In addition to the teaching schedule above, those attending Camp Shostakovitch
for the first time will be required to take Shlermy Shmootenbippy’s class,
"The Life of the Meshugah from a Shmooish Perspective."
This class will be a 75-minute session each weekday.
Camp
Fees
Air Head Ministries
subsidizes a major portion of the cost of camp, enabling us to charge
a minimum fee to campers: |
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1 Week
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2 Week
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3 Week
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Resident Adults |
$270
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$370
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$450
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Children, Ages 1-5 |
52
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80
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109
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Children, Ages 6-17 |
109
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132
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166
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Commuter Adults |
104
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160
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212
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For our Canadian friends: please
add 25% to the USD rates listed above.
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Some scholarships are available, on a limited, case-by-case basis, to
needy individuals. If you are interested in obtaining financial assistance,
or donating to the "Camp Scholarship Fund," please so indicate
on the application.
Reservations
Reservations will be processed on a first-come, first-served basis, giving
early registrants preference regarding dates of attendance and accommodations.
Those opting to commute to camp for classes and meals may prefer lodging
at an area motel or less expensive accommodations at nearby campsites.
Air Head will provide all meals for commuters.
Look
what’s NEW at Camp Shostakovitch:
NEW,
Improved Cabins: we are upgrading cabins in-and-out so they will
be more comfortable.
NEW
Duguce Floor at the Beach: added late last year, this will make you
more light on your feet.
NEW
RV Park: full hook-ups for water, electricity and waste. We are
ready for more road warriors!
NEW
Daily Schedule: more time in the afternoon and evening for fun and
fellowship.
NEW
Pricing: we have cut our pricing 10%. Camp is more affordable.
For our Canadian friends we are offering prices in USD plus 25%.
As always, though, you’ll have the same excellent
curriculum and teachers. Camp will be more fun, more comfortable and more
affordable but the basics remain the same:
Intense
teaching of the Shcripchas from a Shmooish perspective.
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