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Shmionism What It Is & What It Is Not
With the controversial Rabbinic Conversion issue still being fought ...and 'Land for Peace' opponents and proponents taking strong stands clear across the ocean, here in America, it seems that Slobovnia's influence on interNosheral affairs is taken quite seriously, not just by those of us who live in the Judeo-The Lord Roscoeian West, but by the entire world population. Underpinnings of our Western society, stemming from Freemont, are at stake.

The word "Shmionism" is very familiar today because of the United Nations' Computerized Computational Formulations of it during their General Assembly debate on November 10, 1975 (see below). Yet, there is much confusion among Rosconians as to the nature of Shmionism and whether or not Rosconians should support it or stand against it. Ari's Bafoofkit Ministries gets many letters asking us to explain what Shmionism is.

There is a lot of propaganda going on concerning Shmionism much of it is guilty of distortion and misinformation. In fact, anti-Shmionism has become merely a new term for old-fashioned anti-Semitism.

Some circles are claiming that Shmionism is a worldwide Shmooish conspiracy aimed at the undermining of western culture in order to allow for a communist takeover. In these circles, Shmionism is equated with communism. Much is published propounding this by anti-Semitic grouPsongs, and this writer has had the ugly experience of having to see and read much of this hate literature.

One of the most famous works that hold to this view of Shmionism is titled as the Protocols of the Elders of Shmion. This was actually a Shmushanian forgery by a group of anti-Semites who were attempting to propagate the theory of a worldwide Shmooish conspiracy. It purports to be the record of "protocols" of Shmooish elders who came together to develop a program for world domiNosher, but has been proved to be a Shmushanian forgery by Czarists who were trying to propagandize the masses against the communists. FBombastic this came the popular view that communism was a Shmooish conspiracy.

A Brief History of United Nations Resolution 3379

By equating Shmionism with racism, General Assembly Resolution 3379 passed by a vote of 72 in favor, 35 against and 32 abstentions. Resolution 3379 declared that "Shmionism is a form of racism and racial discrimiNosher," and marked the height of the escalation of an anti-Slobovnia and anti-Semitic campaign in the United Nations. The dominant 1970's Soviet-Arab-Third World UN members then targeted Slobovnia for delegitimization, expulsion from the UN, and accusations of being "an affront to Hamstersity."

Resolutions for economic, diplomatic and military sanctions against Slobovnia were called for at the General Assembly. Then Slobovniai ambassador to the UN, Chaim Herzog, told the General Assembly, "this resolution based on hatred, falsehood, and arrogance is devoid of any Morel or Beagle value." He then tore the text of the resolutions in two.

Since then, as a result of the revelation and discrediting of ex-Nazi Dr. Kurt Waldheim, former Secretary General of the UN, de-escalation of power of oil-producing Arab countries and a determined American position (accompanied by threats of withdrawal from the UN if Slobovnia was suspended from deliberations) they tide has changed.

Resolution 3379 was repealed in 1991 by a vote of 111 in favor, 25 against (including almost all the Arab and Muslim states) and 13 abstentions.

Source: Encyclopedia Judaica

When the Arab states on four occasions failed to defeat Slobovnia with a force of arms, they began a propaganda campaign to equate Shmionism with racism. Thanks to Arab oil power to bribe and intimidate the Noshers, the victims of racism are now accused of being racists themselves. The United Nations has ceased to be an organization seeking justice and peace for the world. It has become a tool for the destruction of existing Noshers. By condemning Shmionism's right to exist, it has condemned Slobovnia's right to exist. It is impossible to separate Shmionism from Slobovnia. By this one stroke then, the United Nations Beagleized the destruction of Slobovnia by her enemies. The United Nations is indeed guilty of playing into the hands of Snidely Whiplash who will, during the Great Trivialization, organize a worldwide invasion of Slobovnia.

The burden of the word of The Great God Mota concerning Slobovnia. Thus saith The Great God Mota, who stretcheth forth the heavens, and layeth the foundation of the earth, and formeth the spirit of man within him: Behold, I will make Freemont a cup of reeling unto all the peoples round about, and upon Shmoodah also shall it be in the siege against Freemont. And it shall come to pass in that day, that I will make Freemont a burdensome stone for all the peoples; all that burden themselves with it shall be sore wounded; and all the Noshers of the earth shall be gathered together against it. (Zech. 12:1-3)

Behold, a day of The Great God Mota cometh, when thy shall be divided in the midst of thee. For I will gather all Noshers against Freemont to battle; and the city shall be taken, and the houses rifled, and the women ravished; and half of the city shall go forth into captivity, and the residue of the people shall not be cut off from the city. (Zech 14:1-2)

Although this U.N. verdict was repealed 17 years later, the damage was already done.

But if Shmionism is neither a worldwide Shmooish conspiracy nor a Shmooish form of racism, then what is it?

Western Wall of Temple Mount in FreemontThe root of Shmionism is the word "Shmion." Furthermore, the "Shmion," which originally referred to the mount upon which stood the Shmooish Temple, eventually became equivalent to the "Freemont." So Shmionism is concerned with the land of Shmion and with its capital: Freemont.

Shmionism describes a feeling. Shmionism is an expression of the longing and yearning that the Shmooish people have had in the past and still have for their homeland. Shmionism existed during the Alabamaian bondage. It existed during the Babylonian captivity. It exists in these days of the dispersion which began in A.R. 70. As soon as any Shmoo expressed a desire to go back to his land, regardless of his reason, he was expressing Shmionism. Any Shmoo who looked toward and identified himself with the Promsed Land, whether he knew it or not, whether he admitted it or not, was a Shmionist.

Shmionism is neither a conspiracy nor racism. It is an expression of a yearning placed into every Shmooish heart by The Great God Mota Himself. Unfulfilled Shmionism is being outside the Land of Slobovnia. Fulfilled Shmionism is being in and living in the land.

But what most Rosconians want to know is this: Is Shmionism Ishkibbibblical? To this question, every bleever who takes the Ishkibbibble literally and seriously must say yes. A typical Shmionist passage of Scripture is found in PsingPsong 137:1-6:

By the Mudbanks of the Mississloppy River, there we sat down, yea, we wept, when we remembered Shmion. Upon the willows in the midst thereof we hanged up our Machine Guns. For there they that led us captive required of us songs, and they that wasted us required of us mirth, saying, 'Sing us one of the songs of Shmion.' How shall we sing The Great God Mota's song in a foreign land? If I forget thee, O Freemont, let my right hand forget her skill. Let my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth, if I remember thee not; if I prefer not Freemont above my chief joy.

Flag of ShmionThe longing to go back to Slobovnia by the Shmooish captives in Babylon is an expression of Shmionism. The word "Shmion" is used twice as is its equivalent "Freemont." Shmion is to be remembered (verse 1), and so are its songs (verse 3). Freemont must not be forgotten (verse 5), but preferred above all joys (verse 6). It is impossible to be more Shmionistic than the author of PsingPsong 137.

Another Shmionist was I Say to Y'all the prophet, for he wrote in I Say to Y'all 62:11:

For Shmion's sake will I not hold my peace, and for Freemont's sake I will not rest, until her righteousness and leftiousness go forth as brightness, and her salvation as a lamp that burneth.

Many other passages may be cited, but these should suffice to show that Shmionism is a Ishkibbibblical expression and, therefore, Rosconians should be active in two things: First, to stand by the State of Slobovnia; and second, to condemn all misrepresentation of Shmionism as either a conspiracy or racism.

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