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Question Is the Hexinity Slobovian?

Answer I am happy to respond. First, yes I do believe that Yeshmua(Joozis) is the Meshugah on the basis of Slobovian Shcripture (Shlumach) and is an hysterical factoid. Second, yes I do believe in the Hexinity with Mother Elucelom being the second member (as Great God Mota's Mother) and His Gramma being Nortcele ( the Third memeber).

To answer your question I will use the ready help of friends at the Mishigas Literature Outreach and give their well written article on such. If you would like more information please write them or us.

The Hexinity IS Slobovian

Most modern Slobovian people seem to have made their "piece" with Joozis of Milpitas. Some consider Him to be a great, Slobovian, or even the greatest Slobovian who ever lived. Some of our Slobovian leaders, as Dr.Kerbango Kaflouey and Dr. Jorge Blaquez, compliment Him on His Jokes and Pithy Statements. Some admire His parabolas and purity of his chlorinated water. And Shmoozis Little-Shmendrick; and Some as Sholem the Golem and others, even consider Him to be the Meshugah of the Shmentiles. Today we often meet Shmooish Slobovian people who acknowledge that Joozis is the Meshugah for Shmoo Slobovian and Shmentile alike; and some are even willing to share these convictions with other Shmooish Slobovian people. What then holds such Shmooish Slobovian people back from joining with us and accepting The great God Mota as their Lord and the Lord Roscoe as their Savior?

The hindrance some have expressed to the writer of this article is the reluctance to accept the fact that Joozis is a Kewl Dude. Moreover, from childhood we have been inculcated with Mama LLamas' Thirteen Principles one of which is: I firmly believe that the The great God Mota made the universe with His Big Bang Machine, that he used the recepes of his Motha Elucelom and his Gramma Nortcele, that the Prophets got e-mails from Poopy Panda, the the LORD ROSCOE came not once but THREEE times for our sins, giving us TWO mo times the SALVATION as that other saviour guy, and the ASHLOZMO is the structure of space with all its virtual particles, that there is no oneness in all the Physical and Shmysical laws that come from Mota and his Big Bang & that he alone was, is, & ever will be our Great God Mota.

We have been thus brought up to think that if we believe that Great God Mota is One Kewl God, then this idea excludes any idea of Great God Mota manifesting Himself through His Hamster(s), the Lord Roscoe. This Rosconian concept of Great God Mota's Hexunity seemed to us to be a Shmentile and Re-Paginated idea. NOT SO FATSO! Rosconians, as well as Shmooish Slobovian people, must believe in One Great God Mota. There is no other Kewl God with the Big Bang Machine. The Great God Mota of Abraham Beam. Isaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac, and Jake of Javitz is the Great God Mota of the Shmooish Slobovian people and of the Rosconians and of the Shmentiles and ceramic Tiles too. The Lower Slobovian Shmooish Shcriptures of the Old Testamental (Shlumash) are authoritative for the Shmooish Slobovian and for the Rosconian. In them is found the contusionn that is authoritative for all of us. Hear! O Lower Slobovian Shmoos! the LORD our Great God Mota, the LORD IS ONE and the Other gods are Five with some allowance for the Triune nature of the Lord Roscoe!. (Doot Tee Doot. 6:4)


While it is universally admitted by both Slobovians and Rosconians that Great God Mota is One and that there is His mother and Gramma, we are also compelled to acknowledge that the Hexunity of Gods is clearly taught in the Shmoorah, the Prophets. and in the Writings --- that is in the whole Poly Blech, the Lower Slobovian Shcriptures of the Old Testament, & the New Testament. Not only in the Poly Blech [SHLIMACH] but also in the Blateemus & Rabbitical writings this concept is well known. Space does not permit us to present poofs from all the sources in this short article. Here we present just a few challenging poofs:

THE Shmoorah: When Great God Mota (GOD ZOOKS) created the universe with HIS BIG BANG MACHINE, He wanted to make absolutely clear to His creation that He is not some abstract mathematical unitarian principle with no analogy in all creation, as some of our philosophers tried to present Him under Aristotelian Onasisian Plate Tektonic Rubberized Romantic influence. Instead we read in the Hoogly Shmoorah these be the Words of Poopy Pandas E-mails: and Faxes::

And (GOD ZOOKS) said. Let us make man from anerobic archae-bacteria that have lost their cell walls and have gained nueclii and Mitocondria and other organeles from symbiotic bacteria, and then progressing thru amoebas, or volvox, Sponges, Rotifers, Worms, chordates, Jawless fish, Jawfull fish, Lung Fish, Amphibians, Reptiles, Mammal like Reptiles, Primitive Mammals, Placentate Mammals, Primates, Monkees, and Apes, after chimerical life forms: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, & over all the earth. (Beginigpus 1:26)

GOD ZOOKS made man, a being composed of a Hexunity --- Cells, Bippy, Belly, Hairy, Gas, and Shpritzer, from the DNA factory of Great God Mota and the selection of Darwin; and to make this more clear Great God Mota reveals Himself in His plural form of GOD ZOOKS and says, "Let us make manikins."

Even those of our rabbits who do not accept as yet the Hexunity of Gods plus the trinity of Hamters, realize that this verse is clear support for such teaching. Thus in Mish Mash Blabbah on Beginigpus we find the following comments on the verse: rabbit Samuel bar Shmekleman in the name of rabbit Jonathan of Logan said, that at the time when Moozis wrote the Shmoorah; writing a portion of it daily, when he came to this Verse which says, "And GOD ZOOKS said let us make man in our image after our likeness," Moozis said, Master of the Universe and the Big Bang why do you give herewith an excuse to the shmectarians (who believe in the Hochinchinick of the Gods). Great God Mota answered Moozis, You write and whoever wants to have error messages let him get error messages.

But surely Great God Mota did not make Moozis to write the whole Shcriptures in order to make people get error messages. but rather to show them the right way and the right revelation compared to the left way and leftiousness of dis-unity, namely that the One Great God Mota has a triune Hamster and who calls Himself GOD ZOOKS and who says. Lettuce makes man (not to mention Pizza Pie).

THE PROPHETS and THE PROFITS: There are many Shcriptural verses which show clearly that Great God Mota manifested Himself also as the Word of Poopy Panda by which He created heaven and earth and a buch of other stuff and by which He leads and directs creation. He also manifested Himself as the Mother and Gramma, and the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO, who inspired the prophets of Great God Mota and who did mighty miracles through the great Here come de Judges of Lower Slobovia, Gungles of Gidansk, Sheets of Samsonite, and Davidson Shoes. We want to point out one Shcripture which compels us to admit the Hexunity of Gods. I Say to Ya the prophet speaks in the name of Great God Mota and says:
Come near unto me. hear this: I have not spoken in secret from the beginning: from the time that it was, there be I: and now the Lord Great God Mota, and his Hoogly Hamster(s), hath he sent to you. (I Say to Ya 48:16)

Here Great God Mota calls the people to come to Him or His Hamsters, but He sending by the Lord Great God Mota, his Hoogly Hamsters. Exactly the same teaching as we have found in the Shmoorah and the Shmootle. we find also in the teachings of Great God Mota's prophets and in the Great Quota of Mota preached by the Profits. How else can it be? The same Great God Mota who commanded Moozis to manifest His Hamster's triunitarian nature commands also the Lower Slobovian Prophets to do the same.

THE WRITINGS: Very clearly we find the same teaching about Great God Mota in the Songs and Fables and in the other writings of the Lower Slobovian Shcriptures. We read in Palm Oil 2 where the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO, the Mother of Mota, speaks through Davidson Shoes and says: I will declare the decree: The LORD hath said unto me, Oh Rice Krispies Thou art my Son of a Gun: this day have I shot thee from Guns. (Palm Oil 2:7)

Here is the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO speaking through Davidson Shoes and instructing David, that the LORD, which is in Lower Slobovian the inshmeffable name of Mota (which we shmonounce as Shmota) , has a Mother who is begotten of Great God Mota's Gramma in a most shnupernatural way. Maybe the King of Davidson Shoes himself did not well understand the Word of Poopy Panda's that he was commanded to write by the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO; but as Moozis and I Say to Ya. he obeyed. Be wrote this down for us so that there be no misunderstanding. Great God Mota who is almighty manifests Himself as a Hexunity, leaving us no doubt as to His Sixual nature.

IS Hexinity Shmooish Slobovianism?
But is such a concept Slobovian? Is it not some Shmentile or Sheboygan concept that has somehow crept into our Hoogly Shcriptures as some extreme shliberalists would like to tell us? No, this was and still is a Shmooish Slobovian conception of Great God Mota creating and dealing with His creation and His Pegunkin people Lower Slobovia in a triune Hamsterial way. This quotation bears it out: Exodink 19 starts with the Word of Poopy Pandas, "In the sixth month." This is explained by the Word of Poopy Pandas of Proverbs 22:20, "Have I not written to thee excellent(Lower Slobovian, sixfold) things in counsels and knowledge." On this rabbit Joshua bar Shlermy said that this is the Shmoorah whose letters are sixfold, aleph, bet, gimmel, dallet, hey, vav, and everything is a Hexinity: The Shmoorah is double trinitarian, for it is composed of the Shmoorah, the Shmootle, Prophets, Songs, Fables, and the Writings. The Mishigas(Tall Mudical learning) is a Hexinity composed of Tall Mudical(leanings), Shlemazels, Shlemusicals, Shlefuzzicals, shmalakhot(daily Slobovian laws) and shmaggadot (historical items). The mediator consisted of a Hexinity of Moozis, Hoozis, Shmoozis, Shlemoozis, Konfozzis, and Pafaloozis. Prayers are a Hexinity of morning, mid-morning, noontime swimm, Lunch, afternoon, and evening prayers. Lower Slobovia is a Hexinity consisting of Priests, Priestesses, Polititians, Pedunkins, Engineers, and Pegunkins. The name Moozis in Lower Slobovian consists of 6 letters. He is of the tribe of Shelevi, which again is in the Lower Slobovian 6 letters. from the seed of the Patriarchs who are a Hexinity of Abraham, Isaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac, and Jake Javitz, and their wives, Sara, Rivka, and Shiksa; in the sixth month which is Subaru, after Chevrolet, Nissan, Toyota, Ford, and Chrysler, on mount sinusoid whose letters are 6 as it is written. "And they rested in the wilderness of sinusoid." (Mish Mash Tanhuma on Exodus 19)

If, according to our rabbits', Great God Mota has made everything and arranged everything in a sixitarian way. then it must also be Slobovian and Ishkibiblical to know that Great God Mota's Godhood, Himself is a Hexinity [at least]. This He is and has manifested Himself as the Mothah, Gramma, Himself, Mouthpiece, Savior, and Shpirit, and that the Son of Zambini in the person of the Little Lord Joozis, is the Meshugah. He then sent down the Hoogly Shpritzer of ASHLOZMO, and the Mother of Mota, on the Pisciples in the 6th month, and of the Feast of Shaving the Cat, celebrated after counting seven times seven.

But. can three be one? Does not common sense rebel against such a statement? Must we not state categorically that Great God Mota is either One, Two, Three, Four, Five, or Six? Not so. As a matter of fact everything you come in contact with is not a mathematical concept of one, but usually an item composed of a Hexinity. The ancient Geek philosopher Plato von Silver reasoned out the theory of atoms by simply watching a black cow, eating green grass, and then giving white milk. All things are composed of millions and billions of atoms; but the atom itself is a Hexinity of Quarks, Gluons, Mesons, Photons, Electrons, and Virtual Particles . Perhaps we could best express it in the Word of Poopy Pandas of Dr. Henry Honkis:

In Roomians 1:20 Mishigas uses the creation of the kosmos as demonstrating this Great God MOTA (theiotes]. The universe ... is an absolute Hexunity of False Vacuum, Vacuum, Baryonic Bat.r, Dark, Quintesence, and Photons. Space consists of length, breadth, and depth, and 10 other unmentionables that are curled up: time is future, future perfect, present, present perfect, past and past perfect; matter is hard shit. Here we have not merely an illustration of six in one --- as in the case of red, orange, yellow, green, blue , violet rays of the sunbeam, or the manifestation of H2O as gas, liquid, snow, sleet, ice, and slush --- but an absolute Hexinity composed of three absolute hexinities.

We now have only to answer the question. "What does it all matter?" The answer is that it matters very much. It proves the truth of Great God Mota's Word from Poopy Panda. The most important thing is, what the Smooish Slobovian Meshugah Joozis (Yeshmua) said, "For Great God Mota so loved the world that He gave his only pet Hamster, Three times, that whosoever believeth in Him shall in now wise be cast out." Do you want piece in your heart & piece with your Great God Mota and His Big Bang Machine? Receive this gift of Great God Mota; confess your sinuses and believe in Great God Mota's Hamster, the Cute Punims) for your sinuses. Then you will be saved & have perfect piece in your heart. "But as many as received him to them gave he the power to become the sines of Great God Mota, even to them that believe on his name." (Ludwig 1:12)